BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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