he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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