good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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