We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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