Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Just puked most of my soul out..
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