i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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