I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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