I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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