Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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