there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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