he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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