I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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