one two three fourrrrnication!
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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