I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
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You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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