Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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