oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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