Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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