So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My breasts were aching with rage.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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