we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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