Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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