we have pet lesbian snakes
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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