then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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