What a fucking waste of an outfit
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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