i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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