did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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