Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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