what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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