I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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