i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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