Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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