shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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