One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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