That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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