Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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