So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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