They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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