butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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