Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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