used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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