I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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