omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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