his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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