id be glad to
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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