Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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