after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
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I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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