This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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