all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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