Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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