I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize