I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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