Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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