why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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