Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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