11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Sober January is a disaster.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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