Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night