dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.