whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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